Retarded Post
I had a sudden urge to post this picture as soon as I saw it. I’m not sure why, but it made me laugh inside, perhaps it is the tard in me.
Yes, I can image the number of people that have labled me a retard throughout my years, I have been known to do stupid things, which I must state, has petered off in my years. Nevertheless, I have to say “I am a tard”. That said, I thought I would find some tarded things that others may have done to post those as well. We are a growing community, strong and proud.
Uhm, I didn’t vote the last round, but I will be honest in saying, I would have. You got to give it to me for being upfront about it. I am bound by my past to not reveal whom I will be voting for this year.
How bout this article I stumbled on whilst looking for some tards:
Teenager survives shark attack in his bedroom
By GARY O’SHEA
Sam Hawthorne, 14, sleepwalked into the Porbeagle shark’s head mounted on his wall.
He was drenched in blood with the beast’s teeth embedded in his left cheek.
Mum Susan, 40, took 15 minutes to carefully free him. She said: “His head was stuck. It was like a horror film.”
Sam escaped with a small scar and a few days off school in Brierley Hill, West Mids.
He said: “My excuse was I’ve been bitten by a shark. I took the shark head in to prove it.”
Perhaps they should try tieing him to his bed at night, or better yet, baby proofing his room.
Parents arrested for putting baby up for sale on Craigslist
This one takes the cake and really pisses me off. It shouldn’t even be in the tarded catagory, and the couple should be shot… together with one bullet, I think. Is that too harsh? Hmmm, okay, then both should be castrated. Here is a bit of the article:
Now this sounds mildly refreshing. Looks as if this might be a caffinated drink of some sort
If you think you might be interested in trying out this tasty brew you can checkout their website —-> retard strength. Let me warn you, these are rather spendy and one would probably be retarded to purchase them.
Here is a headline that is right up my alley, gives me shivers just thinkin’ bout it.
Horror scene inside of movie theater as two are stabbed
This also occurred about 45 min outside my old neighborhood. The two were watching the screening of a horror film when the stabbings took place, at around 7:30pm. Here is a bit of the article, and for the full deal click the link above:
The stabbings took place approximately 45 minutes into the showing of “The Signal,” an R-rated suspense/horror film. The suspect, who was described as a white male, fled out of one of the back doors, he said.
“The suspect is still outstanding,” Fullerton police Sgt. Jason Schoen said early Tuesday.
The assailant was described as a heavy set white man in his late to mid 20s, 5 feet 10 inches tall, with black hair.
I wonder if this is going to raise the ratings, or will it have an ill effect on the movie … or, will it be taken from the market? I shall continue to keep my eye out. Was this some kind of whacked out promotional stunt?
This last one is simply a picture, a picture worth a 1000 words. Just what the hell was this kid thinking? I sure hope to god that he had pillows or some shit there.
June 23, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hahaha. Good ones again.
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com
June 25, 2008 at 12:45 am
You say in your profile that you hate racism, yet you find it okay to demean people with special needs. I don’t get it. Prejudice tolerated is intolerance encouraged.
June 25, 2008 at 2:40 am
I also might have mentioned in my profile I have a sense of humor. This post as you will note, displayed no one of special needs… I made sure I did not do that. What I was implying here was people doing stupid things.
Retard is not a correct term for stupid behavior, but one commonly used in any sense. Much the same when something is disliked or “lame” people term it as being gay.
In life we all need a sense of humor, perhaps you need to lighten up a bit.