Where Have I Been Lately???

Hello out there! (waves from a dark room), I haven’t been around because I have spent all my free time messing around with paintshop pro.  I wanted to get the latest Adobe Photoshop but I don’t happen to have 600 moolahs to spend, so there it is.  It’s taken some time getting used to it, but I think I might be getting the hang of things.  I’m looking for some good tuts to learn more, so I continue my search.  Below are some examples of what I have been up to the last couple of weeks.  The pics that are done in a box type setting are my favorites to do.  I found a wonderful tutorial from Lady-Dementia over at Deviant Art, and I thank her.  Was a very easy to follow tut, I would like to figure out how she does the blood on people, however, she uses photoshop, and I haven’t figured out how to adapt it to Paintshop Pro.  I do have Photoshop Elements 2.0, but I don’t have it on my puter any longer since I got this new one, damn!.

A Bit Of The Bizzarre

And I thought I was a little bit off??  But these are very creative yet bizzarre works of art.  Makes me wonder though, what goes on inside there heads, or really, do I want to know.  I was very drawn to these and couldn’t stop looking, below you will find some pictures of the various kinds of art, but if you’d like to see more, feel free and click —-> here

Ready to be amazed….or, sickened??:

Boobs Rule!

The above picture inspired this post, how embarrassing, eh? Well, I have decided to change this post around, to something a little more inspiring. Boobs are quite a crazy thing. They can be comical, sexy (duh!), mothering, even deadly. It’s great to be a woman.

The Comical Boob, or Teet:

Now for the Sexy type ( I know you’ve been waiting for this):

Nurturing :

Boobs in the Military:

Animated Boobs:

All this boob footage has worn me out.  Hope you enjoyed the boobage *smiles*

Smile Box

I found this site by accident, and I am very glad I did.  This is a great way to send pics or blog them, if you choosse, with great ease and an amazing variety of styles, such as, postcards, greetings, photo albums and such.  All this free, of course if you join you get xtra features, isn’t that how everything goes?  But there is really no need, all you do is a quick sign up, about a minute or so, and then you download a little application (I think this part allows you to easily grab photo’s from you computer), and voila!

Here is a quick one I sent my mom, oh and I forgot to tell you that you can also send videos as well:

Make a Smilebox free ecard

Penis worth $795,000 – Holy Fuck!

Yes, we now have an idea of what that ridiculous looking appendage is worth, I never had any idea.  Perhaps now I will have a new outlook on this manly muscle part.

How did this dollar figure come about?  Glad you asked.  In Romania, a Dr. made a mis calculation and instead of making a cut to the testicals, the reason for the surgery, he severed the penis instead.  The man sued, of course, and likely so.  I can only imagine how distraut he must be.  They have taken muscle from the man’s arm to attatch the penis back, but this is asthetic at the present.

The doctor in this suit has only been fined and a one year suspended sentence.  I would like to know why so many never end up serving their time.  I order this man’s penis removed, and then we could call his sentence time served.

Here’s where I got the story —-> MSNBC

Dead Hooker Removal Service

Well I’d like to think that I am always there to give a helping hand when and if possible.  Now while I cannot personally help you with this type of situation, I can provide you with a service that can…

They are there to help you out in a pinch, very professional and courteous.